This just in: Captain James T. Kirk and Commander Spock of Vulcan, from STAR TREK fame………are not gay. That’s right, just confirmed by reviews of every episode ever written, there is no homosexual relationship between James Kirk and Spock. Turns out, they’re just best friends, colleagues, and family.
I know it comes as something of a shock to many of the Fandoms out there. Young girls and boys yearning to see William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Chris Pine, and Zach Quinto all fall into a orgy of quasi-romantic, men-on-men loving. But, a thorough search and review of all Star Trek material available in the real world will show no romantic or sexual relationship exists between them.
We here at this Tumblr profile wish to express our sympathies to anyone’s dreams or fantasies this may have disrupted. We assure them we mean no harm, and wish merely to point out the facts as they stand. We hope all will take the time to consider these words and then enjoy their dreams and fantasies as they wish. That’s what an imagination is for, after all. We would also like to remind said dreamers there are homosexual relationships in media and fantasy that are far more worth your attention, as they exist in a real world that is still struggling to accept them. We would advise focusing on these real relationships in order to better facilitate their social and cultural acceptance, rather than force a fantasy narrative on two characters where none exists.
Thank you for your time and good luck out there. :)
Now….THESE two….total lovers. Picture THAT one. LOL! ;)